Mildred Purse is the doyenne of Beacon Hill, a staunch Republican supporter of President Obama. She describes him as the best option a Republican could wish for. She considers the current Republican Party certifiable. Her prognostications are below.
You are preparing a three or four million dollar advertisement blaming President Obama for the high price of gas. President Obama wants to cut the Federal breast mlik you have been sucking from the teats of Lady Liberty forever to further magnify your already immense oil and gas profits. So this is a most sensible act on your part. Buy an ad that we the people are paying for to unseat the dastardly President. There is only one problem. Dear Mr. Obama is going to win the election and the Congress is going to be inclined to support all those cuts on your breast milk. In other words, this could be a big loss for you boys. I'm sure you can absorb it with your Brawny and all that. Since you are accustomed to buying your way out of such situations, you may want to consider how the President will feel about you if you try to Swift Boat him on gas prices. I'll be watching for your ad.
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