Citizens United Should Be Called Citizens Strangling

We have a warped idea of freedom. We believe freedom is the right to give rich people a garotte  to use with impunity by virtue of an invisible cloak. This invisible cloak allows the the Koch aka the rich to target victims with such precision that it almost equals in efficiency one of those wonderful drone attacks which are presumably perfectly alright with these freedom lovers who avail themselves of the Citizens United Strangling Machine. All this is made possible by a delightful organization known as the Supreme Court which also has the power to install anyone they like in the White House, given the opportunity.. 
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