10/16/11

Umbrellas are the worst idea of all

The best way to halt rain is with a raincoat
Lined with goretex with a massive hood
Umbrellas are a lethal sidewalk weapon
And for keeping dry they're less than good


Like L.L. Bean sells. Actually when you wear
a baseball cap
the massive hood is supported by the brim
so you are dry and see at the same time. .

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