Mildred Purse Wants to Be Pope

 

Fiire the Bishops and sell the Vatican and contribute the savings and proceeds to Planned ParenthoodTake all the church money and build a car-free model city of God on earthConvene a Post Vatican Council on Boston Common and announce that we are severing ties with governmentWe will discourage our young from fighting wars We will not pay taxes that buy weapons that killWe will excommunicate people who practice hateWe will preach tolerance, helpfulness, democracy and non-idolatryWhen these things are done I will resign
Charles Sanders Peirce - Thinking in Threes