4/18/12

Mildred Purse offers Ted Nugent a free padded cell



I am not a woman of means but I have connections and I have located an actual padded cell in a Massachusetts establishment for the mentally deranged. I am seeking assistance from some wealthy friends in the helping professions. This Nugent boy makes Mel Gibson appear reasonable. That means he is very close to the edge and we have no inkling of what he will say or do next. I think a few weeks in this cell will cool him off a bit. If you see men in white coats with a net chasing an odd looking fellow, you will know that my efforts are succeeding;   

Charles Sanders Peirce - Thinking in Threes

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