Mildred Purse is the Doyenne of Beacon Hill
and speaks her mind irregularly on these pages
Mitt Romney is Class B Sludge
This means that he is literally toxic
and a health hazard
Proof of this is that if you get near him
you may find yourself having inexplicable symptoms
that even the EPA will not be able to identify
Now there are methods by which
Mitt could be made safer
For example by distancing himself from
the makers of toxic oil
But that does not appear likely
I recommend complete avoidance
I do not trust those who say that protective gear
suffices
