How to be a nobody in today's Web world

Do not seek to be liked Seek no followersSpurn celebrityHave no nichePush no productsBe  neither coach nor a consultantBe on no TV showHave no academic credentials or affiliationsNo specialtyDo not monetize yourselfOr practice SEOOr pay someone else to do the sameTry to do everything for freeRefuse to proclaim anything Including atheismBe inconsistentLet moods guide youBe oldCreate in soliutudeMoralize

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