How to be a nobody in today's Web world

Do not seek to be liked 
Seek no followers
Spurn celebrity
Have no niche
Push no products
Be  neither coach nor a consultant
Be on no TV show
Have no academic credentials or affiliations
No specialty
Do not monetize yourself
Or practice SEO
Or pay someone else to do the same
Try to do everything for free
Refuse to proclaim anything 
Including atheism
Be inconsistent
Let moods guide you
Be old
Create in soliutude

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