I am an ambivalent Netflix customer

I am an ambivalent Netflix customerAlmost invariably if I search for a movie I want to watch onlineIt is not available for instant viewingTake Gary OldmanBut four of his many movies are available for online viewingI am only a customer because of online viewingI would have to be paid to go back to keeping track of CDsThere will soon be no Post Office that is actually reachableI am giving Netflix about a year to declare all of the DVDs they haveAvailable for instant online viewingThat is the wave of my future at least
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