Re-introduced July 7, 2012
I hope all who enjoy these will join me in beseeching @speakerboehner to pass Obama jobs acts still pending before the house. The examples of rhetoric below were previously published on Yahoo Voices which deemed my writing and graphics at odds with standards set forth in their Terms of Service.
I hope all who enjoy these will join me in beseeching @speakerboehner to pass Obama jobs acts still pending before the house. The examples of rhetoric below were previously published on Yahoo Voices which deemed my writing and graphics at odds with standards set forth in their Terms of Service.
Irony
I humbly thank John Boehner
For all the good he does
When he's out on the grassy links
I feel a happy buzz
Synedoche
Ship drifting languid
Filled with wealthy passengers
Toward the waterfall
Metonymy
Beware the gavel of the ghoul
Lest it become your guillotine
You have been played for a rank fool
Run swiftly from this ghastly scene
Metaphor
Like Cyclops Speaker Boehner comes
And fixes you with his one eye
Inside the giant laughs aloud
Outside he seems to cry
