The Ballad of Mitt Romney (Liar's Song)

My name it is Mitt Romney They say that I tell lies But all I do is tell the truth when questions they arise I tell whatever makes thpse nasty questions go away and truth is always sure to be exactly what I say
They ask about abortion I don't know what they think I am as pro-life as can be I neither smoke nor drink If someone says they like free choice I'll say that I agree as long as there's no one around  who disagrees with me
When I am in the White House no one will bother me I'll do exactly what  I please and everyone will see The one they called a liar he now rules from shore to shore And I'll tell you because it's true I get what I pay for
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