Take one Romney and one Cheney and throw them in a pot of rancid oil and turn up the heat until they become a trifle alarmed. Then ask them if they wish to continue to predicate the global economic future on the spread of sprawl until everyone is alienated, drug crazed, broke and divided beyond the capacity of any shrink in Christendom to unite. When they look at each other blankly and Cheney calls the Secret Service to shoot you on sight, slather yourself in the black stuff and roll on the ground until you are comatose.
Please send this to the GOP ASAP. Inundate them.