It's time for the media to stop treating Boehner with kid gloves

It's time for the media to stop treating Boehner with kid glovesWhy will Boehner not see that his future does not lie with the Tea PartyWhy won't Boehner pass the President's jobs billwhich is filled with GOP-friendly provisionsWhy won't Boehner defy the infantileand destructive and unpatriotic actionsof the Tea PartyWhy wouldn't it be smarterto look to the timewhen his stonewalling will go downin history books asthe most damaging obstructionism the US has ever known

Boehner is playing with fireIt is no wonder he is said to drink a great dealand take refuge on golf coursesthat no one can joinTweet @speakerboehner and tell him Pass Obama Jobs Act by July 4
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Mildred Purse Envisions John Boehner's Redemption from Sin

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John I am  told you have been offered redemption from sin, I had long ago desired this but despaired when it became obvious that you thought the Tea Party was key to your holding the Speaker's gavel. All the stuff with Cantor and everything. But I am aware of an entirely different course you could take. One that would put you right up there with the noble Washington. You'd be an agent of salvation for your Party and for the Nation as well. You would be remembered.  It's fiendishly simple. Openly break with your antedeluvian, puling associates. Ally with the few sane Republicans that remain. Ally with  most Democrats (we have a few insane ones too, John). And pass the President's jobs program. You would be instantly deemed a hero on every side save the one that would brand you a traitor. But whatever happened, you would go down as a hero and patriot rather than a coward and scumbag. At some point John, posterity inserts a life-changing word, John. Heed it.

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Tweet @speakerboehner and tell him Pass Obama Jobs Act by July 4 UPDATED

UPDATE 4 June one month to go
Today I will try to finish posting this to all Senators @speakerboehner Pass Obama Jobs Act by July 4I have also put up a petition at change.orgThis is only day threeI am for progress each dayBy the middle of June I hope to have visibly increased pressureon the SpeakerWe cannot wait
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Last night I launched an effort to create a massive wave on Twitter aimed at actual resultsPlease join following campaign. Our message:  @speakerboehner Pass Obama Jobs Act by July 4By tweeting this post you can help
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@speakerboehner On July 4 you plan golf at a luxury course paid for by your bosses. Pass Obama Jobs Act by then and we'll see.

@SavannahGuthrie Our message: Tweet @speakerboehner and tell him Pass Obama Jobs Act by July 4 

@PoliticalTicker We're not playing politics. Our message:@speakerboehner and tell him Pass Obama Jobs Act by July 4 Report it! 

@stephencrose @katyperry @speakerboehner Thanks. I hope Katy will tweet her followers: 

@speakerboehner Pass Obama Jobs Act by July 4 

@ladygaga Dear Lady Please help lead massive Twitter effort 2 get@speakerboehner 2 pass President's jobs act by July 4. We're doing it!

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Mildred Purse Suggests a Mt. Everest Climb for John Boehner

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Now John you do not believe in global warming so you are ideal. Take yourself and your Tea Party freshmen over to Nepal and scale Everest. Go where even the Sherpas dare not go due to the warming. Take a lot of booze to fortify your climb. As you make global headlines. InTrade will gamble on the prospects of  disaster. You will distract everyone from the collapse of America due to your single-handed efforts to scare the President. You will avoid the continuing embarrassment of your party due to your transparently insincere attempt to play the same game you lost last year. The only thing you will risk is being buried in the proof of what you have refused to believe. As the prophet Miciah said to King Jehosephat, Go up and conquer.
Boehner Cites Cow Farts To Downplay Global Warming (VIDEO) http://buff.ly/JW3cnG
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John Boehner's Drunken Soliloquy

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Na gwdha shog dammd Amuricans I hate this shit. I hate the Tea Party. I hate Obama. I just love my jack goddamit. I don't give a damn if Amrurica goes to hell in a handbasket. I got a golf date and if that goes bad I'll know my world is through. Until then I will depend on others to extract me from this shithole. I'm plane my part damn. Alright you want it straight. This is a holdup. Shit is that the President I see. NOOOO. You can't order me around like that. Oh you can? Whoops. NOOO. Don't you touch that bottle! Get out of here. Cancelled? Me? Wake me up. Tell me it's over. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. OK Eichman ... I got it .... Ah, let me sleep ...

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John Boehner - My Excellent Budget Cutting Menu

Republican Budget: John Boehner Says Bishops Miss Big Picture In Protesting GOP's Proposed Cuts: ""What's more of a concern to me is the fact that if we don't begin to make some decisions about getting our fiscal house in order, there won't be a safety net," Boehner said."

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Begin with Defense. Go for a 50 percent cut. Keep the SEALS who do not chase skirts while on duty. Adopt lex talionis. That means instead of shock and awe, proportional response when attacked.

Proceed to loopholes. With fairness as the guide, trim or eliminate anything that is not fair.

Return when this is done for more instructions. Do you hear me John?

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Boehner and Cantor Should Revive Vaudeville

Boehner and Cantor what a nice pairMaybe they ought to have an affairThat would be better than doing what they doStrung up by the TP and going up the flue

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Mildred Purse Calls Boehner Non Compos Mentis

That would be "not of right mind", John. PS: It is unacceptable that Republicans would deny televising testimony from Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown law student that Republicans refused to let testify last week on women's issues.

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Boehner looks like he's walking the plank

Congress Votes to Extend Payroll Tax Cuts and Jobless Benefits - NYTimes.com:

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Look at this picture of John Boehner. Priceless. It looks as though he is stepping off a plank or a cliff. Sick transit politicks.

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John Boehner Contemplates His Options - Satire

I have decided to go cold turkey. Cut down on the booze. Stop sucking up to  the lobby boys. Stop golf vacations. Anything to keep that asshole Cantor from pushing me out. 
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Will Boehner ever gnash his teeth?

U.S. Adds 200,000 Jobs - Unemployment Rate at 8.5% - NYTimes.com:

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Will Boehner ever gnash his teeth

Repenting of his sins

Along with all the GOP

Who tried to do us in

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Boehner chokes up as he lies about Keystone

The thousands and thousands of jobs. Boehner promised them with the Keystone Pipeline. But it's a a lie.

Boehner tried to rescue his downfall on TV. All those jobs for the American people..

Permanent jobs would be 50. Temp jobs during construction would be 2000 max.

Boehner will have a stiff drink. He'll hope Cantor does not stab him.

The GOP victory helps kill the pipeline. The six month provision won't work.

Another Obama victory because of GOP overreach.

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Boehner's Right Two Months Sucks

The Senate cannot governIts head is up its assI could write two lines moreBut I think I'll let it pass
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Boehner scared ****less after Admitting GOP Wants Economic Chaos

Speaker Boehner admits many of his members want to create ‘economic chaos’ - National Political Buzz | Examiner.com: "Boehner goes on to say that he does not agree with this strategy.  Boehner does not object to the tactic based on its potential to do damage to the country and millions of citizens, but instead based on politics.  Boehner states that he believe his party will actually lose leverage if economic chaos ensues.  An audio recording of the exchange can be heard to the left.

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Go to the source above. I think Boehner is running scared because of his own admission and its absolute truth. All the distancing in the world won't work this time. Nothing short of an outright repudiation will save his Speaker's gavel.

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The shocking silence of Republicans

No I think the US will be spared totalitarianismBut there is a disturbing sign of its possibilityIt is the Silence of RepublicansOf millions who sit passively as clearly criminalAnti-Americanism Is practiced by a GOP Congress whichMarches in lockstep Against Americans of all partiesThe silence of Republicans is shockingly evidentNo one speaksNo one seems to care that the Senate has refused laws that would simply put millions back to workThe silence of Republicans needs to change to A strong chorus in favor of true conservatismNot the cynical smirking posture ofBoehner Ryan and McConnellNo Republicans have not protested FOXSo why should we be hopeful now

GOP Criminal in Its Denial of Workers

The GOP headed by Boehner and Cantor and McConnell Should be tried for treasonThey are acting in to create unemployment merely because they canThey wreak havoc with the national interest in CongressThis is no longer politicalIt is public criminalityThe answer is to turn them all out of officeThey vote in lockstepLet them leave in lockstepThey shame the nationThey shame the notion of Christianity as a helping communityThey act with impunityThey are like a drugged cultThey shame us all

John Boehner Manque Returns

GoddammitI defend myself against that manAnd all I get is griefThey say I lie and prevaricate and play the consummate hypocriteScrew itScrew themJust because I care more about DOMAThan that manWhen will they get itWe want that man outOut Dammit pass me that bottleYou have to admit that when I have to performI can performDamn
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Boehner betrays democracy

Dear John Letter to John Boehner on His Caving in to the NRA - Associated Content from Yahoo! - associatedcontent.com:

"Dear John:

You are going to relent on this or else you are going to become more than ever the vanguard of those who saw the end of democracy coming and did nothing.

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Boehner should resign

Disaster Aid Hangs In Balance Of House Dust-Up : NPR: "On Wednesday night, something dramatic and unexpected happened on the House floor: A measure that was supposed to pass failed, 195-230. It was a temporary funding measure to keep the government operating for another couple of months. It also included $3.7 billion in urgently needed disaster assistance funds."

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Call John Boehner Tell him pass this jobs bill

(202) 225-0600

Act.

Tell him this isn't class warfare -- it's simple math. If we want to reduce the deficit and put America back to work, we can't put the entire burden on the middle class. Don't hurt programs seniors and families rely on. End loopholes and giveaways for billionaires and big corporations.

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